~~The House Bunny~~

~~ THE HOUSE BUNNY~~

~~Play Boy Party~~
~~ Car Wash Around One!!!~~

Shelley's Guide To Ways to Turn Boys Heads

1) Do Yoga on your front lawn in a bikini.

2) Put out a sexy calendar! Be patriotic and pose on a rocket in an American flag bikini!

3) Jog after them untill your back brace, you can just, ya' know, jog. In a tank top. Guyss like when girls jog in tank top. Don't forget to wave, and never let them see you sweat.

4) Stand over a steaming manhole in a flowy dress. But not for too long, cause steam is really freakin' hot.

5) Eye contact, flattery, lots of touching. Repeat.

6) Bright coloured clothes. It works for birds -- you never see one of them without a date. Just sayin'.

7) Choose a signature scent. I like to wear something that smells like cookie dough or cake. It saays I'm sweet and delicious, but not as fattening as regular cookies and cake.'

8) If your look isn't working, try something new. Oooh! Or a costume! And remember - FLIRT, FLIRT,FLIRT!!!

9) Boys want the girl that everybody wants, so if you're at a party don't just talk to the boy you like. You can talk to him too, not as much as you want. So how much is too much Shelley? You're totally confusing me and i need your help? Sheesh!Ok! I always say walk away as soon as you feel like you're having fun.

10) Boys like girls who are mysterious, so try not to give too much away. And never talk about bowel movements. Or the news

Shelley's Guide To Tips for Dressing to Jmpress

1) Remove All piercings that are Not in your ears.

2) If your hair isn't blonde, it should be!

3) Extension, Extension, Extension

4) Skimplify. That means showing skin in the four major regions: Arms, legs, cleavage, belly. (Note: if pregnant skip region four)

5) Add some jewelry! Guys love bright, shiny objects, so draw attention to your best assets (Reminder: don't wear jewelry on your face!)

6) Get a spray tan. Guys love girls who look like they just got back from a vacation at tanning salon.

7) Perfect your walk. Remember the three Bs: Belly in, Boobs and butt out! And remember to always wear highest heels you can find!

8) Specking of boobs, get a water bra! But watch out for sharp edges. Nothing says I could possibly be nursing like a leaky water bra. Thats just not sexy. (No offense, Harmony!)

9) Get your nails done! Guys love when girls look like they could swoop down and scoop you up like a bald eagle than take you back to their nest and hatch you!

10) Accentuate your eyes. Remember: The eyes are the nipples of the face.

Shelley's Guide To throwing a Zeta Party

1) Pick a theme. That way you get to wear a sexy costume. Good ideas include: sexy animal costumes, sexy bunny costumes, sexy leopard skin costumes or sexy loincloths.

2) When inviting guests, make sure to invite twice as many boys as girls. There will be less competition and your pledges will have a lot of hunky guys to choose from.

3) Make sure the music is hot. Dancing is a great way to possibly, accidentally, maybe bump into someone you like.

4)I don't care if it's a funeral, every party needs a jell-o volcano with strawberry daiquiri lava. Yum!

5) Find a vigin, then sacrifice her. That gives guys a hint who to hit on.

6) There's no such thing as too much dry ice! Fake smoke is sexy, even ifit makes you cough and might be toxic.

7) Tiki torches, tiki torches, tiki torches. You can skip these if you're allergic to looking awesome in sexy lighting. Remember... it's all about timing and lighting ladies...

8) Try to remember all the boys' names. Grunt their names like a frog to help you remember. Guys LOVE when girls grunt in front of them!

~~This Is Just For Ref only~~

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